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I cleaned up the cringe-fest that was my journals from years past, and I decided out of the million shit post memes it seemed I did, I decided to keep one and do an update for it, 5 years later.

The shit post in mind? the "Virgin Meme". Here we go.
~all points from the first time will be marked with an * after the text~

( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.  
( ) Cried when someone died.  
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.*
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.*
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.*
(x) Gotten lost.*
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.* (I'm now realizing this probably meant not family but it still counts now)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.* (now applies to having male friends stay over for dnd sessions)
( ) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.* (removed because I don't think it applies to family)
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.* (have had my license for 3 years now)
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.  
( ) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

(x) Made out.
( ) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.*
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.*
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.*
( ) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.*
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.  
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

(x) Avoided somebody.*
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.*
(x) Ridden a horse.*
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.  
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
( ) Got arrested.  
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.*
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.  
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:73%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.*
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.*
(x) Had a job.
(x) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.*
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.*
( ) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.*
( ) Been raped.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60% went down from 79%
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English today

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Today in English class, my english teacher gave us his definition of critical thinking. Here it is:

Critical thinking is thinking about your thinking, while your thinking to improve your thinking.



all I could think while he explained it was 'Thinking is a weird word...'
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Welcome to My Life, with all I want is Game Over. I'm feeling like an Animal; a Monster, and all I can do is keep myself from Bleeding Out. I'm stuck in The Middle, as this Animal I Have Become, unable to Break from it all. I Just Wanna Run, though I'm In Too Deep, despite people muttering 'its Never Too Late'. Though The Older I Get, its No Surprise that It's Time to stop these silly games.

All I want, and I know there's Gotta Be Somebody, is for someone to support me, saying, 'You're Gonna Go Far, Kid,' and 'keep Marchin On.'

Thats the Story of My Life.



Just something I thought up with the titles of some of my favorite songs. Can you find all of them?

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